You know what's the best of all bestest parts?

It's when rumors, from god knows where, surfaces from friends, spreading to other friends, falsely claiming that you like this other boy and blahblahblahblah.

And the result: A strained friendship with that boy.

The boy whom you barely know, and treated as a normal everyday friend.

How about spreading the rumor that Keanu Reeves actually live in the same housing estate as me? I think it's better. At least, I know I like Keanu Reeves.